benjiecon:

you have my attention
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freejimmer:

"My family used to do a lot of inbreeding and I’m a fucking model." is the greatest thing that’s ever been said on this website it beats that communismkills "is that why you shot drake in the ass" post

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Most to Least Likely to Give a Fuck About What Other People Want

shitthesignssay:

  1. Pisces
  2. Libra
  3. Leo
  4. Cancer
  5. Virgo
  6. Gemini
  7. Aquarius
  8. Scorpio
  9. Capricorn
  10. Sagittarius
  11. Taurus
  12. Aries

(How to read these lists)

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pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

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online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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Open RP

juilan:

metrobussy:

juilan:

metrobussy:

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"This Lemon-Baked Summer Chicken Pesto tastes horrid," cried the Barefoot Contessa.

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"eat…my…shit."

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"I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now," cried the Barefoot Contessa. How could Jeffrey abandon her now, in this, her time of need?

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"I will kill you, skin you, and make you into a 30 minute meal that’s affordable and easy to make, dont test me rachael ray dont play"

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

I’m very hot and beautiful, also I have a great ass
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